Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Thanks,’ said Lavender, looking at the box doubtfully. ‘Is this a Muggle brand?’
‘Oh, for God’s sake,’ said Hermione. ‘They’re tampons. They’re made of cotton wool. They absorb blood. They obey the laws of physics. They don’t need to be fucking magical.’”
Fandom: Pokemon
“in small town we find pikachu walking down the street. He turns the corner and he meets fil, a drug dealer.”
Fandom: Avengers
“‘Welcome home,’ Tony announced, flinging a sheep dressed in black sexy wear at his lover’s head.
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Please help my best friend’s friend.
Spread the word please.
Even if not from Chicago reblog, it may catch some attention.
Please reblog if you don’t mind! My little sister posted this for her friend. This girl’s been missing for a week so far.
Here is my little brother’s Shepard, Tulip! (Cole/freakymutantman’s Shepard) We took these crappy pictures on my DS in ME2 so that he can recreate his face in ME3, and I wanted to show you all my brother’s artistic skill. This is the face I imagine when I think of Male Shepard.
Tulip Shepard
- Vanguard
- Colonist
- War Hero
Paragon to the end. So Paragon it’s almost frustrating to watch, but Paragons are nice so that’s cool. Tulip has not romanced anyone on the Normandy and does not intend to, the mission comes first.
- Saved everyone on Feros
- Released the Rachni Queen
- Lost Ashley on Virmire, saved Kaidan
- Saved the Council
- Saved Maelon’s data
- Rewrote the Geth Hereteics
- Basically, Paragon on ALL loyalty missions
- Blew up the Collector base
- Everyone survived, Zaeed and Kasumi included
- Enjoys long walks on the beach, waiting for someone willing to commit (who is not on the Normandy)
So, there is Tulip Shepard! He finally started Mass Effect 3 today, so no big decision made in that game yet.
he’s waitin ladies (and gentlemen)






